JamesDManley

during my shower this morning i found myself blissfully lost in deep thought pondering the age-old question. what is a doo-da day and why does the camp town lady sing during the entirety of it?

While toweling off my hair after a shower this morning I witnessed brief flashes of light in the right periphery of my vision. For a moment I panicked, imagining I was having a stroke and about to die. Then I realized there was a hole in my towel. True story.

on the waco/branch dividian deal. makes me sick

call me jaded, but im not impressed. from everything ive seen its just an over sized ipod touch. i dont really see what this thing is for. other than a few very specific uses, it seems like a gimmicky product. oh wait, its an apple. *facepalm*

but yeah, its basically a less portable smart phone ... that cant make calls.
its a lap top ... that doesnt really fit on your lap.
its an over priced under powered net book
its an ipod ... that wont ever fit in your pocket ... even if youre mc hammer
its an ebook reader that weighs 1.5 lbs and has a 10 hour battery

what is it really?

so i had a thought while eating lunch at a local chinese restaurant. modern research has shown that dinosaurs evolved into birds. the mighty t-rex is now a pigeon that hangs out on telephone lines and poops on cars. and now, my primary source of dietary protein is, essentially, dinosaurs. on top of that, not only do i eat dinosaurs, but humans now breed and cultivate them. we grow them in tiny cages and slaughter them for consumption by the pound. they live their pathetic lives in a tiny cage only to be fed by the hand that will soon eat them. take that dinosaurs! humans win