humans dinosaurs

so i had a thought while eating lunch at a local chinese restaurant. modern research has shown that dinosaurs evolved into birds. the mighty t-rex is now a pigeon that hangs out on telephone lines and poops on cars. and now, my primary source of dietary protein is, essentially, dinosaurs. on top of that, not only do i eat dinosaurs, but humans now breed and cultivate them. we grow them in tiny cages and slaughter them for consumption by the pound. they live their pathetic lives in a tiny cage only to be fed by the hand that will soon eat them. take that dinosaurs! humans win