during my shower this morning i found myself blissfully lost in deep thought pondering the age-old question. what is a doo-da day and why does the camp town lady sing during the entirety of it?
shower and deathWhile toweling off my hair after a shower this morning I witnessed brief flashes of light in the right periphery of my vision. For a moment I panicked, imagining I was having a stroke and about to die. Then I realized there was a hole in my towel. True story.
ipad release = yawntasticcall me jaded, but im not impressed. from everything ive seen its just an over sized ipod touch. i dont really see what this thing is for. other than a few very specific uses, it seems like a gimmicky product. oh wait, its an apple. *facepalm*
but yeah, its basically a less portable smart phone ... that cant make calls.
its a lap top ... that doesnt really fit on your lap.
its an over priced under powered net book
its an ipod ... that wont ever fit in your pocket ... even if youre mc hammer
its an ebook reader that weighs 1.5 lbs and has a 10 hour battery
what is it really?
humans dinosaursso i had a thought while eating lunch at a local chinese restaurant. modern research has shown that dinosaurs evolved into birds. the mighty t-rex is now a pigeon that hangs out on telephone lines and poops on cars. and now, my primary source of dietary protein is, essentially, dinosaurs. on top of that, not only do i eat dinosaurs, but humans now breed and cultivate them. we grow them in tiny cages and slaughter them for consumption by the pound. they live their pathetic lives in a tiny cage only to be fed by the hand that will soon eat them. take that dinosaurs! humans win
hybrid owners suck at lifeso a recent study showed that hybrid drivers are running down pedestrians at nearly double the rate of traditional gas engined motorist. this just goes to show that hybrid owners spend more time looking at themselves in the mirror than driving. you suck at life
love is a lieive come to think that love is just a lie anyways
love is like mythical monster
in the corner of a dark room
you catch a glimpse of something
you dont recognize
from the corner of your eye
and its gone
you think youve seen it
and know it
but its just a myth
a fabrication of adrenaline
ecstasy of the brain
fed by pop culture
and fairy tales
but its all just a lie
first amendment?apparently parodies and satire arent considered fair use anymore:
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Title: pinocchio twins
Submitted: 2008-03-03 7:53:06 am
to whom ever complained: screw you pansy
Papyrus x Reader x SansPapyrus laughed eagerly and loudly as he and his brother Sans walked back to their stations.
“-And did you see how badly that human failed on my last puzzle?!It goes to show that I will be a great Royal Guard!NYEH HEH HEH!”Papyrus said, praising himself.Sans, who usually doesn’t leave his post (out of laziness) had to laugh also.”Is it really so hard to turn Xs into Os?” Sans chuckled.
As the Skelo-Bros neared Papyrus station, they noticed two little little legs squirming out as if they were stuck.Sans glanced over at the legs as if it was as usual as a hyper Lesser Dog, while Papyrus looked dumbstruck.”ANOTHER HUMAN?!”Papyrus yelled, more trying to get attention then being surprised.The small person automatically fell to the ground, fearfully clutching a flip-phone that had been given to her from her monster ‘guardian’.
Papyrus looked down upon the young girl as Sans merely stood back, completely cool.The girl, frozen with fear, lo
PLEASE READ - The Ransomware EpidemicPlease share, fave and spread this journal. You could help many people on DeviantArt protect their computers from this horrific cyberattack and raise awareness about the issue to those who haven't yet heard of it.
Funny how all these years of me picking and choosing updates to keep my computer functioning how I want it (you know... to have what you paid for and keep my product without others stealing it and modifying it *cough*badupdates*cough* ... basic consumer rights... but anyway) came to haunt me.
So I finally decided that I'd bite the bullet and update my updates... only to find out Windows Update was refusing to update and would forever stay stuck "searching for updates". Just my luck. When I really don't want updates they try to install, and when I really need them they don't.
Anyhow, why am I so desper
Doflamingo x Reader: Family Matters
There have been many things you have seen on Baby5’s face, but only rarely have you ever seen her looking glum. Most times you’ve seen her, she’s either exuberant, furious, or comically crying, depending on her “boyfriend” situation. Other than that, she was always relatively calm, with a slight smile.
“Little Miss, what has you feeling so down?” You walk up to her side, putting a hand on her shoulder.
“(name), I wasn’t expecting to see you.” She sighed, and then chuckled a little. “How many times have I told you to call me by my name? I don’t need to be called ‘Little Miss’.”
“I will continue calling you ‘Little Miss’ as long as I am a servant working here at the castle and you are considered Family by the Young M
ART RAFFLE | BIRTHDAY BASH [ O P E N ]Hello!
I just wanna update everyone with my status 8D
So right now I'm muscling through my headers and art trades. I'm going to finish all of them so I can focus on studying for an upcoming exam I'm taking on the 2nd of July. And while we're at it, it's my birthday on the 5th of July! So while I'm preparing for all that, I want to open a raffle to thank everyone who supported me. I don't know if I say it enough but I'm truly happy with all the nice messages and support.
Thank you all so much.
WHAT CAN BE WON
1 Full CG
Total of 5 winners
HOW TO GET RAFFLE TICKETS
Watch - Not required but I'll be grateful if yo
So you want to buy minkyI get asked this question alot and I promised a guide a while back but I'm just now getting around to making it! Here is a list of websites where you can buy minky fabric for your projects!
www.beverlys.com - search cuddle 3
www.joann.com - search for Soft n Comfy
www.minkee.com.au - Australia
Land of Oh Etsy - http://www.etsy.com/listing/95419080/1-yard-1-mm-smooth-cuddle-minky-fabric?ref=usr_faveitems
Igloo0203 - http://myworld.ebay.com/igloo0203/&_trksid3984.m1439.l2754 - This seller has a wide color selection and the minky comes in 3mm and 5mm pile! She's located in Korea and shipping usually takes about 2 weeks, or at least that is when my orders arrive.
KYcutters - http://myworld.ebay.com/kycutters/?_trksid4340.l2559 - They sell Benartex Minkee Gelat
Super Smash Bros x Attack on Titan Opening 2I FINISHED IT!!!!! :iconfinallyplz:
I can't believe I'm done...after 6 months of working (Could've been 4 or 5 if school wasn't in the way all the time...T__T) I'm done...
My initial deadline was by the end of April, but....I finished a lot earlier than that. I FEEL INVINCIBLE NOW!!!!
If you're gonna comment, it would be nice if you were to comment on the actual YouTube page. But if you can't because of reasons, then it's okay....I guess....
Feel free to share on Tumblr or other websites as long as you link back to the original video page.
Please do not reupload as your own. I w
Custom Brushes 2 (Only on FireAlpaca and MediBang)Link to Custom Brushes 1!
Custom Brushes (Only on FireAlpaca and MediBang)
[Tutorial] Stiches Brush and how to use it.Hello, hôm nay viết tut là dành cho bạn :iconjemmy2000:, và cũng đăng lên đây luôn ^^. Tut t viết đơn giản, mong cũng dễ hiểu.
1. Tạo 1 new với size 200*100, với chế độ Transparent.
(Có Thể click ảnh để xem full size nha)
2. Chọn Shape để vẽ ra. (Chú thích trong hình)
3. Vẽ shape ra new.
4. Ctrl+T để chỉnh lại shape, nghiêng -40 độ
(Trong hình lúc Transform có hiện lên độ nghiêng nha)
5. Sau đó, nhấn chuột trái, Rasterize Layer -> OK. Sau đó Ctrl+A, dùng move tool di
MMD/PMX/PMD/MME Editor Tutorials Update***BROKEN LINKS WILL BE FIXED, PLEASE BE PATIENT***
INSTALLATION GUIDE for MMD, MME, PMD, PMX, MMM (including download links): http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Installation-Guide-for-MMD-MME-PMD-PMX-and-MMM-325640079
MMD DOWNLOAD LINK FOR MMD Files: http://learnmmd.com/downloads/
PMD EDITOR VER 0139 and 0219 ENGLISH TRANSLATION: PMDEditor 0139 and 0219 english translation
MME DOWNLOAD: http://ch.nicovideo.jp/beta183/blomaga/ar491222
VMD SPECTRUM PROGRAM DOWNLOAD: https://bowlroll.net/file/1566
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